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Erogenous Zones

The questions most asked about erogenous zones are:

  1. Who's got 'em?

  2. Where do they got 'em?

  3. Are any special parking permits required?

Answers:
1. Everyone if they look hard enough;
2. All over;
3. Ask your minister or a close, older friend.

Women have a lot of erogenous zones--the ear lobe, side of the neck, lips- -you can guess the rest. The trouble, though, is that these centers of affection are not consistent from one woman to another.

Sure, your old girlfriend from high school may have been thrilled when you kissed the tip of her foot, but you may well find that successive girlfriends just think you're some kind of fetishist. But how to know? You've got me on that one, pal. I guess women could have special topological maps prepared showing all erogenous zones (and other points of interest). But would you respect a woman who did--especially one who asked, "By the way, do you want the wallet-size, life-size, or glow-in-the-dark model?"

Men, on the other hand, would just need to tattoo a large red arrow on their chests.

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